eeveez:

you have no proof that i am not at least one of the members of daft punk

inories:

going to mcdonald’s for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug

kahomo:

when ur absent from school and you ask the teacher to explain something and they just say ‘well you should have been here’

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dekutree:

me: horoscopes are fucking stupid if you believe that shit you’re a fucking—

horoscope: pisces are sexy as hell

me: genius bruh these shits are real as fuck amazing how are they so on point all the time